The Great Toilet Paper Debate: Over or Under and Other Bathroom Mysteries Solved
- Patrick Conlon
- Feb 29, 2024
- 2 min read

In households around the globe, an age-old debate has been dividing families and friends: Should the toilet paper hang over or under? Join us as we unravel this mystery, along with other bathroom conundrums, in a humorous exploration that aims to flush out the truth.
The Over-Under Dilemma:
Historians (and by historians, we mean anyone with an opinion and internet access) have long argued the merits of both positions. The 'Over' camp claims it's easier to grab, while the 'Under' enthusiasts argue it's neater and less prone to cat attacks. Our verdict? Whichever way prevents the roll from being empty when you need it most.
The Toothpaste Squeeze:
Another bathroom battleground is the toothpaste tube. Should you squeeze from the middle or the bottom? Our advice: choose your battles. If this is the hill you want to die on, we suggest investing in a toothpaste squeezer – a true testament to human ingenuity.
The Shower Curtain Conundrum:
Inside or outside the tub? If you love mopping up puddles, by all means, leave it outside. But if you prefer to keep the water contained, tuck it inside. Or, install a glass door and watch this problem evaporate.
The Lid Down Law:
Leaving the seat up or down is a classic controversy. Our groundbreaking solution? Close the lid entirely. It's a small step for man, but a giant leap for bathroom etiquette. Plus, it adds an element of suspense – what's waiting for you under the lid?
In the end, whether you're an over or under, a squeezer or a roller, remember that the bathroom is a sanctuary. Let's keep the peace – and remember, the real mystery is why there's always less toilet paper than you thought.
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