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Move-Out Cleaning Confessions: The Weirdest Things We’ve Found
Moving is a whirlwind of emotions—excitement, stress, and maybe even a few tears as you leave behind your favorite coffee spot in...
Patrick Conlon
Apr 103 min read
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Cleaning in the Wild: What to Do When Your Houseplants Start Looking Dusty (And Judgy)
Welcome to the jungle—your living room! You bought those houseplants for a Pinterest-perfect vibe, but now they’re looking more like a...
Patrick Conlon
Apr 93 min read
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The Secret Life of Baseboards: Why They’re Always Dirty (and How to Clean Them)
When was the last time you looked down—like, really looked down—and noticed your baseboards? Don’t worry, we’re not here to judge....
Patrick Conlon
Apr 83 min read
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How to Host Guests Without Losing Your Mind (or Your Sanity)
Hosting guests can be exciting, but let’s face it—it’s also a little stressful. Between cleaning, prepping, and making sure your home...
Patrick Conlon
Apr 43 min read
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How to Spot a Cleaning Scam: Red Flags When Hiring a Cleaning Service
When it comes to hiring a professional cleaning service, you want peace of mind knowing your home or business is in safe, trustworthy...
Patrick Conlon
Apr 33 min read
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Your Microwave’s Dirty Little Secrets: How to Clean It Without the Drama
Ah, the microwave—a loyal kitchen companion that heats up your leftovers, pops your popcorn, and maybe even cooks your late-night ramen....
Patrick Conlon
Apr 13 min read
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Why Your Dog Thinks the Vacuum is an Alien Invader (And Other Pet Cleaning Tips)
Let’s face it: if your dog could write a Yelp review for your vacuum cleaner, it’d probably read something like, “1 star. Loud,...
Patrick Conlon
Mar 313 min read
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Move-Out Cleaning: The Good, The Bad, and the Sticky
Moving out is a whirlwind of emotions—excitement for a new chapter, stress over logistics, and, let’s be honest, dread about cleaning the...
Patrick Conlon
Mar 304 min read
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The Lazy Person’s Guide to a Clean Home: When to DIY and When to Call Squeaky’s
Let’s face it—cleaning isn’t on anyone’s “Top 10 Fun Things to Do on a Saturday” list. If it is, we’d love to meet you because you’re a...
Patrick Conlon
Mar 294 min read
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Why Your Bathroom Hates You: 5 Things You’re Doing Wrong
Your bathroom is the unsung hero of your home—always there for you, whether it’s for your morning rush or a much-needed bubble bath. But...
Patrick Conlon
Mar 283 min read
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The Dust Chronicles: What Your Furniture Would Say If It Could Talk
An Educational (and Hilarious) Guide to Dusting Your Home Like a Pro The Silent Suffering of Your Furniture Imagine this: Your coffee...
Patrick Conlon
Mar 273 min read
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Confessions of a Cleaning Sponge: The Dirty Secrets I’ve Seen
Hi there, it’s me—your trusty cleaning sponge. I’ve been your go-to for scrubbing pans, wiping counters, and tackling spills. But behind...
Patrick Conlon
Mar 262 min read
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Confessions of a Forgotten Sock: What’s Hiding Under Your Couch?
Ah, the couch—a fortress of comfort, a beacon of binge-watching, and, let’s be honest, a black hole that swallows your belongings whole....
Patrick Conlon
Mar 253 min read
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Cleaning for Health: How a Clean Home Can Improve Your Well-being
We all know that a clean home feels good, but did you know it can actually be good for your health? From reducing allergens to improving...
Patrick Conlon
Mar 243 min read
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Pet Owners’ Guide to a Cleaner Home: Tackling Fur, Odors, and Pet Messes
Owning a pet brings endless joy, but it also comes with the challenge of keeping your home clean and fresh. From shedding fur to...
Patrick Conlon
Mar 233 min read
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The Art of the Deep Clean: What’s Hiding in Your Home That You Can’t See? 🕵️♂️🫧
When was the last time you really looked at your home? Sure, it might seem clean at a glance, but what about the hidden corners,...
Patrick Conlon
Mar 193 min read
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Cleaning Smarter, Not Harder: The Science Behind Effective Cleaning Products
When it comes to cleaning, most of us fall into one of two camps: those who swear by traditional methods (hello, vinegar and baking soda...
Patrick Conlon
Mar 184 min read
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The Airbnb Host’s Survival Guide: Secrets to 5-Star Cleanliness Without Breaking a Sweat
In the competitive world of Airbnb hosting, cleanliness isn't just a bonus—it’s a necessity. A spotless space can mean the difference...
Patrick Conlon
Mar 164 min read
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The Ultimate Spring Cleaning Playlist: Dance Your Way to a Cleaner Home 🎶🧹
Spring is here, and it’s time to tackle that cleaning checklist. But who says cleaning has to be boring? With the right music, you can...
Patrick Conlon
Mar 132 min read
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The Germiest Spots in Your Home (You’re Probably Forgetting to Clean)
We all like to believe our homes are clean and tidy, but there are sneaky spots where germs love to hide. Even the most diligent cleaners...
Patrick Conlon
Mar 114 min read
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